http://www.cbc.ca/news/health/story/...er-recall.html
noway.gifKleenex-brand Luxury Foam Hand Sanitizer is under recall because of microbial contamination.
Oral B had the same problem last year, their antibacterial mouth rinse was recalled for microbial contamination.
http://www.cbc.ca/news/health/story/...sh-recall.html
The Early Bird May Get The Worm, But The Second Mouse Gets The Cheese.
Just our 'modern' world.
Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?
Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?
Why you don't ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
Why "abbreviated" is such a long word?
Why doctors call what they do "practice"?
Why you have to click on "Start" to stop Windows 98?
Why lemon juice is made with artificial flavor, while dishwashing liquid is made with real lemons?
Why the man who invests all your money is called a broker?
Why there isn't mouse-flavored cat food? who tastes dog food when it has a "new & improved" flavor?
Why they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
Why they don't make the whole plane out of the material used for the indestructible black box ?
Why sheep don't shrink when it rains?
Why they are called apartments when they are all stuck together? if con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?
Why they call the airport "the terminal" if flying is so safe?
Last edited by struns; 06-29-2012 at 05:17 PM. Reason: An old couple walks into a doctors office...
yes!!!!!!!Originally Posted by struns
if con is the opposite of pro, is congress the opposite of progress?
I find it ironic that red, white and blue represent freedom till they are flashing behind you !
"Ironic"
An old man turned ninety-eight
He won the lottery and died the next day
It's a black fly in your Chardonnay
It's a death row pardon two minutes too late
And isn't it ironic... don't you think
I t's like rain on your wedding day
It's a free ride when you've already paid
It's the good advice that you just didn't take
Who would've thought... it figures
Mr. Play It Safe was afraid to fly
He packed his suitcase and kissed his kids goodbye
He waited his whole damn life to take that flight
And as the plane crashed down he thought
"Well isn't this nice..."
And isn't it ironic... don't you think
It's like rain on your wedding day
It's a free ride when you've already paid
It's the good advice that you just didn't take
Who would've thought... it figures
Well life has a funny way of sneaking up on you
When you think everything's okay and everything's going right
And life has a funny way of helping you out when
You think everything's gone wrong and everything blows up
In your face
A traffic jam when you're already late
A no-smoking sign on your cigarette break
It's like ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife
It's meeting the man of my dreams
And then meeting his beautiful wife
And isn't it ironic...don't you think
A little too ironic...and, yeah, I really do think...
It's like rain on your wedding day
It's a free ride when you've already paid
It's the good advice that you just didn't take
Who would've thought... it figures
Life has a funny way of sneaking up on you
Life has a funny, funny way of helping you out
Helping you out
"We sleep safe in our beds because rough men stand ready in the night to visit violence on those who would do us harm" - George Orwell
Why they don't make the whole plane out of the material used for the indestructible black box ?
You forgot:
Why do they call them "black" boxes when they're bright orange??
Ironically, my friend's mother-in-law works for the company that makes the majority of "black" boxes
"Without Passion ... We'd be truly dead!"
Shhhhhhhhhh don't tell anyone
Ironic? Indeed. I wonder what the hell happened during transportation...
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